Monday, September 08, 2003
There’s a church for sale near my home. The area of yard space next to the street is fully planted with amaryllis and looks simply stunning when they are in bloom in the early spring.
If Chris and I lived in a church, I’d have plenty of room for my BVM collection. Not to mention that it seems that they would leave the marquee sign that sits on the corner of a major intersection. We could post messages that say things like, ‘Lift your devil horns in the sky!’ which is Chris’ favorite quote from Ozzfest this year. The church for sale is right across the street from another church, so I’m sure that would go over well.
We would hold communion on the fifth Sunday of the month, for those months that have such a thing. We’d do it with tequila shots instead of those little glasses of grape juice. Then after the service all the kids could rush to the kitchen to drink down the shots that weren’t used, just like I did when I was a youngster.
If Chris and I lived in a church, I’d have plenty of room for my BVM collection. Not to mention that it seems that they would leave the marquee sign that sits on the corner of a major intersection. We could post messages that say things like, ‘Lift your devil horns in the sky!’ which is Chris’ favorite quote from Ozzfest this year. The church for sale is right across the street from another church, so I’m sure that would go over well.
We would hold communion on the fifth Sunday of the month, for those months that have such a thing. We’d do it with tequila shots instead of those little glasses of grape juice. Then after the service all the kids could rush to the kitchen to drink down the shots that weren’t used, just like I did when I was a youngster.
idyllicchick, 11:49 AM
