Idyllic Chick

You know how I know that? Because not a single one of them has said, ‘What the fuck did you do to your hair? That looks like shit!’ You see, my hair is mauve right now. (Robbie, read as: a muted purpleish pink that is neither a natural, nor a punky hair color.) In an attempt to cover a beautiful shade of pink that I wore for Halloween (Unfortunately, pink hair is *not* in the office dress code.), I’ve used colors such as ‘Mocha’ and ‘Cherry Bomb’ to mutate my tresses to a color of which only a little old lady would be proud. Fortunately, all these dyes are temporary, and are washing out little by little. I hope to be a buxom blonde again soon. Well, I’ll be a blonde again, anyway.